Teaching 85 sixth graders and having children of my own always give opportunity for a good laugh. Here are just a few statements I've heard lately that are certainly worthy of being remembered. No names are mentioned to protect the innocent and my job!
"My mom thought she was ready to have her baby because she started having 'convulsions.'"
"My mom will be having her baby next week. The doctor is going to euthanize her!" (I quickly reminded this darling student what this word meant and we both got a great laugh.)
When our morning started off crazy I heard, "This is chanos!"(I believe that should be chaos, but whatever, it was crazy!)